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Lines by Leon: Poems, Prose, and Pictures

By: Leon Stevens

Submitted: January 2, 2021

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This book has words to encourage you, to make you laugh, and to invite you to reflect. With each chapter, a lens opens, revealing a different observation. -Leon Stevens Published in January 2020, Lines by Leon: Poems, Prose, and Pictures is the debut book from author Leon Stevens. It is an eclectic mix of poetry, prose, and short stories that address the subjects of loss, struggle, human behavior, and environment in both humorous and thought-provoking ways. The author invites his readers...

That Time I...

By: david obrien

Submitted: December 19, 2020

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David has a problem. He keeps getting into trouble and he's lucky he's not dead, killed somebody, or worse. From not running with the bulls to playing blackjack with a blind guy; his escapades seem to have no limits. The colorful cast of characters support fast-paced action that will leave you laughing throughout, probably at some things you shouldn't. David steals a taxi in Vegas, gets kidnapped in Spain, and punches a cop in Ireland. He hangs out with President Bush (quite...

The Acorn Stories

By: DUANE SIMOLKE

Submitted: December 14, 2020

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From romantic comedy to razor-sharp satire to moments of quiet reflection, The Acorn Stories transform a fictional West Texas town into a tapestry of human experiences. “A lush tangle of small-town life branches out in this engrossing collection of short stories.” –Kirkus Reviews.

Here Come the Mice: An Underdog Story

By: Reginald Howard

Submitted: October 21, 2020

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Here Come The Mice is an epic tale about a small college basketball team and their journey to the climatic championship game. This tale is sure to capture the attention of all sports fans who love a good underdog story. Narrated from the perspective of the team's mascot, Warren and his teammates accomplish the unthinkable. This is their story.

Polyamory Book 1

By: Trinity B.

Submitted: October 17, 2020

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Synopsis If anyone would’ve told me when I left home, that a few years later I would be flying back to meet up with my boyfriends-girlfriend, so we could go to his soon-to-be baby mamas house, to talk him into leaving her for us, I would have told them they had lost their mind. Yet here I am, on a flight home to Missouri, to make the best of this entanglement I found myself thrown into. Now hold on just a minute, before you open your mouth to judge, let me tell you how I got...

Brain Quest - A Fantastic Voyage through the Progressive Mind

By: Charles Larson

Submitted: September 10, 2020

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Join Major Miles Stone and his disturbingly alluring crew on their miniaturized mission through the left and lefter hemispheres of the progressive brain. Not your everyday dystopian science-fiction erotic horror political thriller, this bombastic bombshell of a book knows no shame when it comes to overwhelming you with its serious silliness, wanton wackiness and forthright, flat-out farce.

How Arnie Saved the nt Colony on Merkel Mountain

By: Donna Rentfrow

Submitted: September 6, 2020

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Arnie, a brave young ant and his pet rollie pollie bug Rollo, find a way to rid a threatening anteater from Merkel Mountain forever.

A Ryder's Tale

By: Donna Rentfrow

Submitted: September 6, 2020

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"A Ryder's Tale is based on a true story about a brave, small, feral kitten who by accident, finds his forever home. Ryder's adventure will be one you will never forget.

How Poppy Got Her Wings

By: Donna Rentfrow

Submitted: September 6, 2020

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The moral of this whimsical fiction is that old cliché: "There's no place like home". Poppy, the pig is bored with her normal life of daily routine on the farm and imagines any other place would be better. She finds a way to escape and after an adventurous day away from home, she can't wait to get back to her familiar surroundings and to be with her family and friends.

Canine Detective Club

By: Donna Rentfrow

Submitted: September 5, 2020

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This whimsical story, Canine Detective Club is about how canine Detectives Poncherello and Magnum solve a turtle-napping case.

The Fishining School

By: Donna Rentfrow

Submitted: September 5, 2020

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The Fishining School is an advanced finishing school known for its outstanding curriculum of survival tactics for young fish residing in Lake Tate. Practical jokers Zig and Zag Finn get into trouble with the school's instructor Sam Chopper.

Victorious Victor Byrd

By: Donna Rentfrow

Submitted: September 5, 2020

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Victorious Victor Byrd is a whimsical story of fiction about how a great Horned Owl named General Victor Byrd and his regiment of one hundred soldier owls save a flock of Canadian geese on their way to vacation in Florida from General Cedric Crow and his crow army.

Alfred Jones and Son, Bros - Travelling Undertakers and Soul Traders

By: Bob Sharp

Submitted: September 4, 2020

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Life’s not easy when your father’s an idiot. And after six-hundred years this can become quite wearing. The day Young Alfred’s father signed the contract with the smiling stranger, was the day his existence changed forever. Endowed with a particularly shoddy form of immortality, he is condemned to pursue a never-ending quest to gather the souls of the recently deceased. Now times are tough, a six-hundred-year-old caravan is no place for the modern world and souls are a...

A Turnkey or Not?

By: Tony Levy

Submitted: September 2, 2020

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A chance meeting on holiday in Majorca changed Tony Levy s life forever and launched him into a 25-year career in a job that he never would ve considered previously: working in Her Majesty s Prison Service. This book catalogues Tony s personal experiences of working as a prison officer, from his early days at high-security HMP Pentonville to his final years in therapy-based HMP Grendon. Filled with interesting observations and incidences, hilarious wind-ups and memorable characters, this...

El Dorado? No! Heathrow Airport

By: Tony Levy

Submitted: September 2, 2020

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My book is an inside look into the way Heathrow Airport T5 operates. I spent four years working there as a Security Officer after spending 25 years as a prison officer (where I wrote my first book an Autobiography of my time working in HMP called A Turnkey or Not? And published by Apex publishers) This book is a personal journal of what happened to my life during the period of February 2010 and May 2015 My life of El Dorado came to an abrupt end in February 2010 when we returned to the UK to...

El Dorado? No! Heathrow Airport

By: Tony Levy

Submitted: September 2, 2020

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My book is an inside look into the way Heathrow Airport T5 operates. I spent four years working there as a Security Officer after spending 25 years as a prison officer (where I wrote my first book an Autobiography of my time working in HMP called A Turnkey or Not? And published by Apex publishers) This book is a personal journal of what happened to my life during the period of February 2010 and May 2015 My life of El Dorado came to an abrupt end in February 2010 when we returned to the UK to...

Three Short Stories

By: Alan Crawford

Submitted: July 25, 2020

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Three Short Stories – Bloodbath – The Gruesome Murders, deals with a man applying a brutal approach to satisfying his need. A Tale of an EHO (Environmental Health Officer) includes food safety and adult entertainment, reluctant and good looking food operators, cult like Church leadership and adult entertainment venue ownership. It’s a complicated tale. Learning to Kill explores how a professional hitman and his family educate their son. Each story swims in unpleasant...

Move Over Shakespeare Tales From The Baron

By: Billy J. Barnum

Submitted: May 23, 2020

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In this collection behold the most masterful poetry the world has ever been presented. For a poet and his art to be compared to the great William Shakespeare is beyond belief. Thus I thrust onto you the task of reading this poetry with high expectations to be enthralled, amazed, and wowed at what you are about to read. If you are transported by some of the poetry for not be afraid you will be safely returned to where you started when the poem is through. It is with high honor I bequeath to you...