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Me and The Monkey Chronicles of the Monkey God Vol 2

by Andy Darby

Submitted: January 23, 2023

Book Type: Print & Digital

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Well, they couldn't leave us alone, could they? Now we have to go off to Tibet, via South America - don't ask - and apparently, once again the fate of the many worlds rests upon our drunken shoulders. So, strap in and prepare for a tale of cigars, booze, laughter, tears, and secret organisations bent upon shafting us, and getting in the way of our partying. The mission has been delivered, and may the gods help us, we have no option but to accept. The everyday story of a man and...

The Life and Times of Angie Bardot

by Angela Bardot

Submitted: December 23, 2022

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Setting out on her adventures, Angie is best described as endearingly tragic as she gives a truly laugh-out-loud account of what could possibly go wrong when her long-term marriage comes to an end. Extolling the many pitfalls of being single is no laughing matter and being thrown into the dating arena is even worse. When curiosity to view a certain piece of the male anatomy takes priority, bedlam unfolds. Angie’s journey will leave you in fits of laughter while raising your eyebrows in...

Confessions of a Butterfly Brain

by Viktoria Love

Submitted: December 21, 2022

Book Type: Digital

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They said it’s impossible to have a mind palace like that of Sherlock Holmes, but when you’re different, you know you can have all that and more. Having to traverse life with a brain system beyond the norm, hijinks are sure to follow. An incredible adventure into the self, come dive deep into the pages of comedic childhood anecdotes and enigmatic thoughts. This journal-type non-fiction narrative is now complete!

Meth Murder & Amazon (A Real Life Nightmare)

by G. S. Gerry

Submitted: December 4, 2022

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An urban legend is born when the body of an unidenfied child is found under the bed during an open house. Alive or dead? Murder or myth? One family claims to know the shocking truth, no matter how far fetched the surrounding circumstances. Wrapped inside this intriguing mystery are eye witness accounts and compelling evidence to seperate truth from fantasy. From award winning author and visionary creator G. S. Gerry comes the critically acclaimed debut Meth Murder & Amazon. A...

Vampire Poetry

by Glenn Stevens

Submitted: September 16, 2022

Book Type: Digital

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A collection of seven vampire themed poems. Vampire Feast, A Vampire's Agony, A Vampire is No Beast, Our New Day, Vamp and the Tramp, I'm a Vampire, and A Vampire's Needs. Keep the light on.

The Black Widow

by Glenn Stevens

Submitted: September 16, 2022

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It's Halloween night and a vampire is loose in downtown Chicago. Can the police stop this creature before the city is drained of blood?

Vamp and the Tramp

by Glenn Stevens

Submitted: September 16, 2022

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Count Dracula orders take-out, Italian! When the unsuspecting porn star arrives, he wines and dines her throughout the night. Before she can leave there is something she has inside her that he wants and needs. She doesn't believe in vampires, but something happens that night that changes her mind.

Living Next Door to a Vampire

by Glenn Stevens

Submitted: September 16, 2022

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A new neighbor moves into the apartment next door about the same time a woman is murdered nearby. Her body, drained of blood, and there are puncture wounds on her neck. The new neighbor is identified as the killer but manages to get out of jail. He's knocking on Karen's door. He wants to be friends. He swears he's not the killer. Can she save herself or does she become his next meal?

Halloween Ball at Dracula's Castle

by Glenn Stevens

Submitted: September 16, 2022

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It's Halloween night and the Count is throwing a party for his undead friends. Guess who the main course is! Join Jill and Vickie, two college cheerleaders, as they accept Dracula's private invitation to the Halloween Ball. Can two cheerleaders fight back against the evil forces surrounding them this Halloween night and escape with their lives and their prize money? What's that strange pounding on the other side of the door and what's with that coffin Dracula?

Babysitting a Vampire

by Glenn Stevens

Submitted: September 16, 2022

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It's late at night and your pale neighbor with a Transylvanian accent next door needs someone to watch little Johnny. What happens during a thunderstorm when little Johnny is hungry and you're fresh out of baby formula? Will the teenage babysitter be able to keep Johnny satisfied until sunrise? For someone so young, little Johnny seems to have incredible strength.

Fat Diary

by DUANE SIMOLKE

Submitted: May 12, 2022

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A West Texas librarian makes fun of herself and the other people in her town, while writing about her reasons for wanting to lose weight. Pamela Mae Willard must learn to love herself. Still, she can’t resist laughing about her problems, and about the adventures of the colorful characters in Acorn, Texas. This irreverent, politically incorrect tale reveals a woman finding joy in life, no matter what happens to her and no matter who mistreats her.

I Saw What I Saw: A Harmony Neighborhood Cozy Mystery

by Tony Garritano

Submitted: April 21, 2022

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The small town of Harmony’s number one Internet sensation is crime reporter turned blogger, Sheila Sammartino. Inquisitive, self-conscious and often clumsy in an oddly endearing way, everything is going great for Sheila until she stumbles into a murder mystery, and not as a reporter! She witnesses a newcomer to the neighborhood, Arthur Jones, murdered in the alley next to Harry’s Bagel Shop. The police are quick to call it a mugging gone wrong, but Sheila saw what she saw. With...

The Southern Awakening

by Barnard Sims

Submitted: March 1, 2022

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Barbers and beauticians are expertly positioned to have a hand on the pulse of their communities—and Barnard the Barber is no exception. Learning from his village as the barber, the author shares those lessons learned on how we can liberate the rural South by building antiracist communities everywhere. This book provides actionable steps that each of us can take, in righteous indignation, to sign our own Emancipation Proclamations! These solutions are formatted into eight postulates in...

The Paddington Incident

by Andy Darby

Submitted: February 6, 2022

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A prequel to Me and The Monkey: Chronicles of the Monkey God Vol 1, set in an alternative, steam punk version of Victorian London.

No kisses, please!

by Lupo Blu Editions

Submitted: February 5, 2022

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Who didn’t fall in love with the most beautiful kid of the school? Vito, to begin with. Even though the most beautiful girl of the school has been in love with him since kindergarten.This is a cautionary kid novel about love, about how it evolved since the Grand-parents times to the age of socials, about how it changes from one kid to another, from one generation to the next.

Me and The Monkey: Chronicles of the Monkey God Vol 1

by Andy Darby

Submitted: February 5, 2022

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Well, there’s this talking monkey who won me in a game of Othello in a coffee shop in Amsterdam. He came back to Cornwall with me and has become a prolific reader and dabbler in magic. He also has past life flashbacks – the most prominent of which are the Nam special forces ones. We have partially deceased girlfriends who apparently eat dead bodies. The Monkey created a sort of black hole in the spare bedroom, and now we have a team of nerds investigating it and trying to stop...

Inside a book

by Lupo Blu Editions

Submitted: February 5, 2022

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WHAT’S INSIDE A BOOK? OPEN IT AND YOU WILL FIND OUT. LET SMILLO THE WHITE RABBIT GUIDE YOU THROUGH CHARACTERS, ADVENTURES AND TWISTS OF FORTUNE. ENTER THE STORY AND BECOME A HERO. “INSIDE A BOOK” HELPS CHILDREN LEARN THE ELEMENTS OF A STORY AND MAKE THEM THEIR OWN.

Conversations with My Dog: Pseudo-essays

by Roxana Nastase

Submitted: January 4, 2022

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You would think that a conversation with your dog would be utterly rewarding. You introduce the subject, you argue, and you win. Well, not so much. I would say it depends on the dog. I would also say that you should never underestimate your dog's stubbornness.

Southern Mommas a Tale by Tallulah Louise

by Maribelle McCrea

Submitted: December 31, 2021

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Maribelle McCrea delights her readers with a modern twist on the Southern family dynamic. Her delightful lead character is the enigmatic Tallulah Louise who takes the reader into the dilemma of staying connected to her roots and learning to fly on her own. As Tallulah would explain it, "All Southern women are complicated, but Momma takes the cake. If my momma is yelling, she’s just the typical “mad as a wet hen” mad, but when she lowers her voice and stares at you...

Cold Pressed and Just Brewed Poetry

by Carol Durant

Submitted: December 21, 2021

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The book is a tart and refreshing look at the evolution of life that highlights encounters and struggles that humans from all socio-economic backgrounds face at different phases of their lives. Stay Mighty