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Fat Diary

By: DUANE SIMOLKE

Submitted: May 12, 2022

Book Type: Digital

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A West Texas librarian makes fun of herself and the other people in her town, while writing about her reasons for wanting to lose weight. Pamela Mae Willard must learn to love herself. Still, she can’t resist laughing about her problems, and about the adventures of the colorful characters in Acorn, Texas. This irreverent, politically incorrect tale reveals a woman finding joy in life, no matter what happens to her and no matter who mistreats her.

I Saw What I Saw: A Harmony Neighborhood Cozy Mystery

By: Tony Garritano

Submitted: April 21, 2022

Book Type: Print & Digital

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The small town of Harmony’s number one Internet sensation is crime reporter turned blogger, Sheila Sammartino. Inquisitive, self-conscious and often clumsy in an oddly endearing way, everything is going great for Sheila until she stumbles into a murder mystery, and not as a reporter! She witnesses a newcomer to the neighborhood, Arthur Jones, murdered in the alley next to Harry’s Bagel Shop. The police are quick to call it a mugging gone wrong, but Sheila saw what she saw. With...

The Southern Awakening

By: Barnard Sims

Submitted: March 1, 2022

Book Type: Print & Digital

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Barbers and beauticians are expertly positioned to have a hand on the pulse of their communities—and Barnard the Barber is no exception. Learning from his village as the barber, the author shares those lessons learned on how we can liberate the rural South by building antiracist communities everywhere. This book provides actionable steps that each of us can take, in righteous indignation, to sign our own Emancipation Proclamations! These solutions are formatted into eight postulates in...

The Paddington Incident

By: Andy Darby

Submitted: February 6, 2022

Book Type: Digital

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A prequel to Me and The Monkey: Chronicles of the Monkey God Vol 1, set in an alternative, steam punk version of Victorian London.

No kisses, please!

By: Lupo Blu Editions

Submitted: February 5, 2022

Book Type: Print & Digital

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Who didn’t fall in love with the most beautiful kid of the school? Vito, to begin with. Even though the most beautiful girl of the school has been in love with him since kindergarten.This is a cautionary kid novel about love, about how it evolved since the Grand-parents times to the age of socials, about how it changes from one kid to another, from one generation to the next.

Me and The Monkey: Chronicles of the Monkey God Vol 1

By: Andy Darby

Submitted: February 5, 2022

Book Type: Print & Digital

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Well, there’s this talking monkey who won me in a game of Othello in a coffee shop in Amsterdam. He came back to Cornwall with me and has become a prolific reader and dabbler in magic. He also has past life flashbacks – the most prominent of which are the Nam special forces ones. We have partially deceased girlfriends who apparently eat dead bodies. The Monkey created a sort of black hole in the spare bedroom, and now we have a team of nerds investigating it and trying to stop...

Inside a book

By: Lupo Blu Editions

Submitted: February 5, 2022

Book Type: Print & Digital

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WHAT’S INSIDE A BOOK? OPEN IT AND YOU WILL FIND OUT. LET SMILLO THE WHITE RABBIT GUIDE YOU THROUGH CHARACTERS, ADVENTURES AND TWISTS OF FORTUNE. ENTER THE STORY AND BECOME A HERO. “INSIDE A BOOK” HELPS CHILDREN LEARN THE ELEMENTS OF A STORY AND MAKE THEM THEIR OWN.

Conversations with My Dog: Pseudo-essays

By: Roxana Nastase

Submitted: January 4, 2022

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You would think that a conversation with your dog would be utterly rewarding. You introduce the subject, you argue, and you win. Well, not so much. I would say it depends on the dog. I would also say that you should never underestimate your dog's stubbornness.

Southern Mommas a Tale by Tallulah Louise

By: Maribelle McCrea

Submitted: December 31, 2021

Book Type: Print & Digital

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Maribelle McCrea delights her readers with a modern twist on the Southern family dynamic. Her delightful lead character is the enigmatic Tallulah Louise who takes the reader into the dilemma of staying connected to her roots and learning to fly on her own. As Tallulah would explain it, "All Southern women are complicated, but Momma takes the cake. If my momma is yelling, she’s just the typical “mad as a wet hen” mad, but when she lowers her voice and stares at you...

Cold Pressed and Just Brewed Poetry

By: Carol Durant

Submitted: December 21, 2021

Book Type: Print & Digital

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The book is a tart and refreshing look at the evolution of life that highlights encounters and struggles that humans from all socio-economic backgrounds face at different phases of their lives. Stay Mighty

Friday Night Food Heist

By: Nico Shaw

Submitted: November 9, 2021

Book Type: Print & Digital

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The Friday Night Food Heist is fraught with danger, but some boys will do anything for free pizza.... Ross Cameron is sick and tired of boring Friday nights. Of course, with friends like Mac, there's always the chance of a more exciting development. On this occasion, it's the chance of free food at the expense of someone nobody likes. The only problem - Mac's plan requires military precision to pull off and could leave the boys facing the wrath of the most dangerous man in the...

Ronaldo: Rudi's Birthday Extravaganza: An Illustrated Early Readers Chapter Book for Kids 6-8 and Kids 8-10 (Ronaldo's Flying Adventures 3)

By: Maxine Sylvester

Submitted: June 13, 2021

Book Type: Print & Digital

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He wants his friend to have the best birthday party ever, but when the superstar Magician cancels, disaster is on the cards!Ronaldo is excited for his best friend’s birthday party. After saving his pocket-money for every flying cadet’s dream birthday present, he is jumped by bullies and left with no savings! And to make matters worse, his pal’s favourite magician cancels his appearance for the party. But Ronaldo’s recent acts of kindness towards a stranger spark a...

Ronaldo: The Phantom Carrot Snatcher: An Illustrated Early Readers Chapter Book for Kids 6-10 years old

By: Maxine Sylvester

Submitted: June 7, 2021

Book Type: Print & Digital

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He wants to be the fastest reindeer ever. But a little lost wolf has thrown his plans into a tailspin!Ronaldo has his heart set on breaking the Reindeer Flying Academy top-speed record. But his quest could be ruined when some meanie keeps stealing his carrots. Determined to catch the culprit, he’s surprised when he learns it’s a poor young wolf shivering in fear. After the coldest night in two hundred years, Ronaldo takes pity on the lonely cub and puts together a superhero-style...

Ronaldo: The Reindeer Flying Academy - An Illustrated Early Readers Chapter Book for Kids 6-10

By: Maxine Sylvester

Submitted: June 5, 2021

Book Type: Print & Digital

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A young cadet dreams of being the top flying reindeer. But first he must go to school and compete in the ultimate flying challenge.Ronaldo wants to win the endurance test more than anything else in the world. But Arctic-like conditions prove more difficult than he ever imagined, and after only a few circuits self-doubt creeps into his mind. For stamina and fitness are not enough to triumph, only self-belief and courage will carry Ronaldo over the finish line. With messages for children on...

Draoithe: Behind the Scenes of the Dream

By: Ophelia Kee, Ophelia Kee

Submitted: June 3, 2021

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The private journey of the author's experiences while writing the Draoithe Saga. Read the often hilarious issues encountered by a newbie indie author as she tried to navigate self-publishing. The unadulterated truth no matter how ridiculous or clueless it made her look. This book was written to give the loyal readers a sense of background while the saga was being written as well as to offer proof that not only can they do it, but others should write their story. If Ophelia Kee could do it,...

Underperforming Underworld

By: Andrew Harrowell

Submitted: May 20, 2021

Book Type: Print & Digital

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How far will one demi–god go to save his way of life–after–death? Minos, Final Judge of Souls, is having a tough time at work. Not only is he fed up with all the paperwork and meetings that go with running his department in the Underworld, but now the whole operation is facing a financial crisis (that’s so bad it may mean that the demons can’t have a sports package on the TV in their mess room anymore).Much to the demi–god’s dismay his boss, Hades,...

Covid Blues And Twos

By: Onia Fox

Submitted: March 27, 2021

Book Type: Digital

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Erotica with depth to the plot. Our gorgeous hero Jessica Taylor is not looking forward to the impending Coronavirus Lockdown in her sleepy English village, with husband Jason. As a distraction from the gloom and doom of approaching Covid pandemic and with an eye on Jason’s declining health, she agrees to meet up with her old, but still burning flame, Chris. Just for a catch-up, a date for old times sake. Chris quickly becomes a temporary fixture, in Jessica’s small family, as...

Reggie: That's His Story

By: Reginald Howard

Submitted: January 2, 2021

Book Type: Print

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Skillful storytelling is both an art and a science. Stories like these, that have been pieced together to form this book, are simply meant to provide entertainment to the reader while maintaining a steady moral compass in the process! These stories feature several hilarious characters, who are members of a real-live African-American family, that spans across their growing years, written and drawn from the perspective of one of the family members. There are tons of other stories to be had,...

That Time I...

By: david obrien

Submitted: December 19, 2020

Book Type: Print & Digital

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David has a problem. He keeps getting into trouble and he's lucky he's not dead, killed somebody, or worse. From not running with the bulls to playing blackjack with a blind guy; his escapades seem to have no limits. The colorful cast of characters support fast-paced action that will leave you laughing throughout, probably at some things you shouldn't. David steals a taxi in Vegas, gets kidnapped in Spain, and punches a cop in Ireland. He hangs out with President Bush (quite...

The Acorn Stories

By: DUANE SIMOLKE

Submitted: December 14, 2020

Book Type: Print & Digital

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From romantic comedy to razor-sharp satire to moments of quiet reflection, The Acorn Stories transform a fictional West Texas town into a tapestry of human experiences. “A lush tangle of small-town life branches out in this engrossing collection of short stories.” –Kirkus Reviews.